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crank jank winebottle 

fucking a girl while you are licking her pussy at the same time. Also she is jerking off your cock with her feet. All this is happening while you are at a fancy dinner.
Dude, while we were at Red lobster last night me and my girlfriend did the crank jank winebottle.

Wine Bottle Shits 

When you have one solid turd acting like a cork on a wine bottle holding back liquid diarrhea. This usually occurs after a night of drinking alcohol. Especially wine.
I had a bad case of the wine bottle shits this morning. I sat down on the toilet and passed a single solid turd. After that it was nothing but diarrhea.
Wine Bottle Shits by Johnny G-Spot November 13, 2009

Cork In The Wine Bottle 

This is when 3 guys having intercourse with one girl. Each of their penises are fucking all three holes(mouth, ass, and vagina) at the same time to where she's air tight. And once all three guys have came in her, they pull out at the same time to make her holes make the same noise as a cork being removed from a wine bottle.
"Bro that foursome last night was awsome, we had her plugged up and made her pop like a Cork In The Wine Bottle"

sit on a wine bottle 

When you're annoyed at someone, and you want them to shove the neck of a wine bottle up their butt so they feel pain and misery
"Go sit on a wine bottle, Mary"

Wine-Bottle Dick 

A penis whose base is exponentially larger than the tip. The Resulting shape is similar to that of the average bottle of wine sold at your local BevMo.

This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.
Girl 1: "Wow, I just had my first wine-bottle dick!"

Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"

Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wine-Bottle Dick by Mimaloma November 20, 2010

Niccolos.wine.bottle 

The best mutual anyone could have on Tiktok honestly! Funny and kind, their posts always manage to make laugh, smile or anything really. Glad I met them! :))
Niccolos.wine.bottle : The best of the best <33