fucking a girl while you are licking her pussy at the same time. Also she is jerking off your cock with her feet. All this is happening while you are at a fancy dinner.
Dude, while we were at Red lobster last night me and my girlfriend did the crankjank winebottle.
When you have one solidturd acting like a cork on a wine bottle holding back liquid diarrhea. This usually occurs after a night of drinking alcohol. Especially wine.
I had a bad case of the wine bottle shits this morning. I sat down on the toilet and passed a singlesolidturd. After that it was nothing but diarrhea.
This is when 3 guys having intercourse with one girl. Each of their penises are fucking all three holes(mouth, ass, and vagina) at the same time to where she's air tight. And once all three guys have came in her, they pull out at the same time to make her holes make the same noise as a cork being removed from a wine bottle.
"Bro that foursome last night was awsome, we had her plugged up and made her pop like a Cork In The Wine Bottle"
A penis whose base is exponentially larger than the tip. The Resulting shape is similar to that of the average bottle of wine sold at your local BevMo.
This type of penis is confusing for the female because at first the sensation of entry goes unnoticed.
Girl 1: "Wow, I just had my first wine-bottle dick!"
Girl 2: "Really!? What was it like?"
Girl 1: "Well, I was all like: 'Is it iN YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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