wine spritzer 

when you pee a little in your undies. usually from laughter.

I just had a wine spritzer or that joke was so funny I wine spriztered.

wine spritzer by moshers + tripod September 20, 2008

white wine spritzer 

When two or more men take turns peeing on each other, creating an artistic tableau of arcing urination. Can sometimes be done solo*.
*Note: solo maneuver requires the man have two penises

"On a hot summer day, I like to cool off with a nice white wine spritzer."

white wine spritzer by Smackdown Lane July 28, 2006