Windstorm

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The act of a female queefing on you

Dude, we were doing it so hard last night, and she totally windstormed me

Windstorm by baseball20114 March 9, 2011

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hershey windstorm

Performing an act of oral copulation while the receiving party is in the midst of defecation.

The term "brown-nosing" took on an entirely new and altogether more literal meaning when Jane discovered that Bob had a case of explosive diarreah whilst she was in the midst of giving him a hershey windstorm.

hershey windstorm by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 8, 2004

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egyptian windstorm

The act of farting in a girls face while in a 69 position.

I gave Linds an Egyptian windstorm last nigh and she was pissed

egyptian windstorm by bruce the duce September 6, 2009

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Chicago Windstorm

When your giving our woman anal and she farts on your dick.

That Bitch gave me a Chicago windstorm and I threw her out the door.

Chicago Windstorm by Soultaker5 November 17, 2006

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Fart in a Windstorm

When something or someone is extremely elusive. Disappearing quickly and unexplainable.

When the cops pulled up, the crack whore disappeared like a fart in a windstorm.

Fart in a Windstorm by Silltacrew July 1, 2019

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Russian windstorm

When a male shoots his jizz on the outermost part of the girls anal hole. After this is done the girl simply farts to make the jizz look like a "Russian Windstorm"

Sally gave great anal but she killed the mood when she got her Russian Windstorm on me.

Russian windstorm by CanadianNinja March 19, 2011

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norwegian windstorm

The act of sensually licking and then blowing on your partners nipples while sporting a robust beard

She wasn't very into me until I gave her the Norwegian windstorm

norwegian windstorm by Sillyllama1624 April 13, 2014

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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