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windsmear 

windsmear (noun)
- Fecal staining produced by a violent passage of wind.

Windsmears are produced when airborne particals of feces (or "winnit dust") becomes trapped within cloth, usually underwear but frequently bedsheets.
A windsmear is marked by its resemblance to, say, the spray of an aerosol. They are usually dry to the touch.

Not to be confused with skidmarks.
"You better check your underwear. That huge fart might have left a windsmear."

"Check out the windsmear on Warren's pants!"
windsmear by UrbanDef June 4, 2006
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windmeal 

The correct spelling of the word 'windmill', according to it's typical pronunciation.

This variant of the word is commonly used by those of the Pacific Northwest and Puget Sound regions, whose accents are considered to be "very neutral" to most Americans and Canadians.

The Northwest's accent is one of the closest living accents to conservative General American English.

It lacks the Northern Cities Vowel Shift, and does not participate as strongly in the California Vowel Shift, or the Canadian raising as do other regional accents.

Because of its lack of any distinguishing vowel shift, the accent is very similar to and hard to distinguish from conservative speakers in other dialect regions especially the Northern Midlands, California, and the praries.
STEPHANIE: I'm from Holland
LACEY: is that where they have those giant fans?
STEPHANIE: yes, they're called windmeals.
LACEY: sav
windmeal by caitlin Perry December 15, 2008
An overpriced mini van from Ford that has the lifespan of a brain cell. It is mostly driven by soccer moms and people who don't know what they're buying. I had one and now I gotta get a new one because the engine cracked, after only 40,000 miles. It also drinks gas like crazy.
The windstar is a deathtrap. A bus with no brakes equipped with a bomb driven by a blind man is probably safer.
windstar by Suge September 4, 2004

Windemere Ranch Middle School 

a school where all cool kids meet because Gale Ranch as trash as hell.
That person goes to Windemere Ranch Middle School, he's a cool kid!

Windemere 

A rather isolated area in the city of San Ramon, CA in the East Bay Area. A neighborhood of upper middle-class houses fill the area (like much of San Ramon), yet if you look closely enough a few low-income apartment complexes (also see affordable housing) are tucked away behind walls, and inbetween other, higher-income complexes. There is relatively nothing to do, nor are there any stores or restaraunts. Shopping or eating usually requires of a 10 minute drive either north or south on Bollinger Canyon. This also seems to be one of the few areas of San Ramon that cops do not completely infest, but they will still be more than happy to show up on your doorstep for a simple noise complaint. The newly-constructed library and community center attempt to provide some sort of entertainment for the residents of the Windemere area. However, any students or young adults resort to alcohol, weed, ectsasy, or other drugs to pass the time. A highschool is under construction and DVC (Diablo Valley College) is opening a campus nearby as well.
Rob moved to Windemere but was bored. Rob overdosed on crystal meth.
Windemere by Windemere Resident October 25, 2006

Windamere 

Dude: I went to the party at Eric's and saw this one chick do blow on a guys penis.

You: Windamere.
Windamere by The True Eric W. September 5, 2008

windmeal 

The correct spelling of the word 'windmill', according to it's typical pronunciation.

This variant of the word is commonly used by those of the Pacific Northwest and Puget Sound regions, whose accents are considered to be "very neutral" to most Americans and Canadians.

The Northwest's accent is one of the closest living accents to conservative General American English.

It lacks the Northern Cities Vowel Shift, and does not participate as strongly in the California Vowel Shift, or the Canadian raising as do other regional accents.

Because of its lack of any distinguishing vowel shift, the accent is very similar to and hard to distinguish from conservative speakers in other dialect regions especially the Northern Midlands, California, and the praries.
STEPHANIE: I'm from Holland
LACEY: is that where they have those giant fans?
STEPHANIE: yes, they're called windmeals.
LACEY: sav.
windmeal by caitlin Perry December 14, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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