windowsitis

When working on windows computers too long and your ready to die so your body starts to slowly shut down.

I have a sever case of windowsitis!

by Arboi89 February 9, 2021

WindowsVista

A scramble for money upgrade which offers no true advantage over the previous.

"Man, I just sold that guy a metal tube for his intake and told him it would make his car faster... that was a good WindowsVista!!"

by Diggie January 15, 2007

WindowsVista

The official name for Microsoft's upcoming version of Microsoft Windows.

"Vista", in Lithuanian, means "chicken".

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg August 21, 2005

Windowsillsexual

Windowsillsexual, where you are sexually attracted to windowsills and windows. for an example, sexual intercourse with the windowsill, kissing it, marrying it, hugging it, taking it out for dinner etc. (also tell ur mate to bend over whilst ur at it!!)

Me: hey, look at that guy fucking a windowsill! What a weirdo

Other person: hey dont be homophobic, that person is a proud Windowsillsexual!

Me: oh woww thats sick! I wanna be a Windowsillsexual now! Windows are sexy!!!

Other person: i know right, imagine not being attracted to windowsills!!

by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 17, 2022

Windowsitter

Person who lives their life just observing the world from inside their home instead of living it.

That guy is such a windowsitter. He never leaves his house and wonders why he's sad.

by Neamtul August 19, 2022