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windowsitis 

When working on windows computers too long and your ready to die so your body starts to slowly shut down.
I have a sever case of windowsitis!
windowsitis by Arboi89 February 9, 2021
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WindowsVista 

A scramble for money upgrade which offers no true advantage over the previous.
"Man, I just sold that guy a metal tube for his intake and told him it would make his car faster... that was a good WindowsVista!!"
WindowsVista by Diggie January 15, 2007

WindowsVista 

The official name for Microsoft's upcoming version of Microsoft Windows.
"Vista", in Lithuanian, means "chicken".

Windowsillsexual 

Windowsillsexual, where you are sexually attracted to windowsills and windows. for an example, sexual intercourse with the windowsill, kissing it, marrying it, hugging it, taking it out for dinner etc. (also tell ur mate to bend over whilst ur at it!!)
Me: hey, look at that guy fucking a windowsill! What a weirdo

Other person: hey dont be homophobic, that person is a proud Windowsillsexual!

Me: oh woww thats sick! I wanna be a Windowsillsexual now! Windows are sexy!!!

Other person: i know right, imagine not being attracted to windowsills!!

Windowsitter 

Person who lives their life just observing the world from inside their home instead of living it.
That guy is such a windowsitter. He never leaves his house and wonders why he's sad.
Windowsitter by Neamtul August 19, 2022
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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