5 definitions by Kourtneylovesyou<3
Windowsillsexual, where you are sexually attracted to windowsills and windows. for an example, sexual intercourse with the windowsill, kissing it, marrying it, hugging it, taking it out for dinner etc. (also tell ur mate to bend over whilst ur at it!!)
Me: hey, look at that guy fucking a windowsill! What a weirdo
Other person: hey dont be homophobic, that person is a proud Windowsillsexual!
Me: oh woww thats sick! I wanna be a Windowsillsexual now! Windows are sexy!!!
Other person: i know right, imagine not being attracted to windowsills!!
Other person: hey dont be homophobic, that person is a proud Windowsillsexual!
Me: oh woww thats sick! I wanna be a Windowsillsexual now! Windows are sexy!!!
Other person: i know right, imagine not being attracted to windowsills!!
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 17, 2022
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022
Bodyshamed ppl as hes going to get a chocolate bar? 0/10.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).
He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
He thinks hes so hot but he looks like a musty crusty dusty rusty husty rat that had found his moms bleach the day before (if he even has one😨).
He also obtained 0 bitches throughout his life and is only attracted to being a fucking dickhead (he probably sucks his head off too because hes REALLY gay) that’s probably why his dad, grandad, mom, grandma, siblings, uncle, aunt, great nan, great grandad and cousins left - rip bozo, L ratio.
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 19, 2022
Jessie richards is the most lengest & sexiest girl you will EVER meet. She is kind, and encouraging but if you get on her bad side she can easily make you disabled just with one punch. Never piss off jessie richards or you will feel the menacing pain.
1: heyy, isnt that Jessie richards?
2: dont disrespect her like that, its Jessie lingard!
1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
1: holy shit! And shes hot, shes a package!!
2:stfu
*they start fighting for her*
Jessie richards: typical simps
2: dont disrespect her like that, its Jessie lingard!
1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
1: holy shit! And shes hot, shes a package!!
2:stfu
*they start fighting for her*
Jessie richards: typical simps
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022