Windowsillsexual, where you are sexually attracted to windowsills and windows. for an example, sexual intercourse with the windowsill, kissing it, marrying it, hugging it, taking it out for dinner etc. (also tell ur mate to bend over whilst ur at it!!)
Me: hey, look at that guy fucking a windowsill! What a weirdo
Other person: hey dont be homophobic, that person is a proud Windowsillsexual!
Me: oh woww thats sick! I wanna be a Windowsillsexual now! Windows are sexy!!!
Other person: i know right, imagine not being attracted to windowsills!!
Other person: hey dont be homophobic, that person is a proud Windowsillsexual!
Me: oh woww thats sick! I wanna be a Windowsillsexual now! Windows are sexy!!!
Other person: i know right, imagine not being attracted to windowsills!!
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 17, 2022