window face

a person that wears glasses

my boyfriend is a window face

by mahely September 22, 2006

facebook window shoppers

People who join facebook sales groups and say they will buy items, so the seller holds on to the item for them, but the buyer never turns up.

facebook window shoppers - me plz
facebook window shoppers - can i have this
facebook window shoppers - will collect tomoz

by robbie141267 July 31, 2012

facebook widow

a) the spouse of a facebook addict, not usually referring to a facebooker

b) a person (often a facebook refuser or facebookophobe) who's spouse or significant other has left them for facebook, often as a result of consistent facebook binge-ing

Samantha: Have you talked to Jill lately?
Roberta: No, she's too busy with the kids now that she's a facebook widow.

by karbyn October 1, 2007