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a very stinky person but they are very lovable
a Window eater is the best type of person you CAN meen
person1: Wow they are so cool
person2: yeah they must be a window eater
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by stargirl111 August 9, 2022
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a bad teammates in a video game who spends in time in game in bumfuck Ethiopia with his cock in hand licking windows and eating paste and wondering why they are losing
OMG that teammate is a fucking window licking paste eater
by exxtuhcee June 26, 2021
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A heterosexual man who's not at all fazed by attention-seeking females especially femme fatales. Especially ones trying to take advantage of him financially and or sexually.

Sometimes turns the tables on the femme fatale. Acronym is "BWE." Also can be called, "maneater-eater" and "succubus-eater."

Can also be used similarly to "womanizer" however, the term can also mean a respectable type of man who's only interested in a woman he deems respectable to date and possibly marry.
"Gustave is a black widow-eater. Saw him put this one gold digger in her place at a bar."

"He may be handsome and got money, but he'll devour you, girl. I don't recommend trying to seduce him if you think he's easy to manipulate."

"After sex with a CEO, that gold digger be playing Cold Hearted Snake by Paula Abdul on repeat. Highly upset he didn't make her his girlfriend. Ha, she didn't think all he wanted was just to get his rocks off that night?"

Stacy tried to seduce George, though they did have sex, when she tried to get money from him, he immediately dumped her a$$ and went after her better now former best friend, and married her a year later which destroyed Stacy."

"Black widow-eaters don't fuck around with hoes. If they do, they don't do it for long."

"I heard him yell, "
'Begone, THOT!' After this chick tried to get his drunk a$$ to buy her a drink last night at the club. Funniest shit. Guess he swallowed the red pill."

"He's a black-widow eater, in him being so wealthy, respectable, and handsome, that femme fatales are always flocking to him to try to seduce him.

"National Geographic presents to you, the bane of the black widow and femme fatale in general...Introducing the black widow-eater, a rare, exotic, lethal and yet, growing breed of man. The exact opposite of a soyboy, cuck, and simp."

"Black widow-eaters can make good husbands, because they know what they want. And many want wives and will rebuke other women until the right female comes along.
by LunaForLunch September 25, 2020
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