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A programming n00b who's only talent is jocking Microsoft.

Scott: Screw you guys, I'm going over to my other programming chat room.

Snell: Whateva Windork.
windork by dqsnell99 December 23, 2006
Words you can keep

windorphins 

Pathetic attempt at viral marketing by eBay. Windorphins are a play off of "endorphins," except instead of bring triggered by physical activity, windorphins are triggered by "winning" Ebay auctions.
Bob: I just won a laptop on eBay for $1000!
Bill: You can buy that laptop at BestBuy for $500...
Bob: I don't care, I can feel the windorphins!!
windorphins by dydy August 24, 2007

Mr. Windorf

True story.
1 - Hey, have you heard that?
2 - Yeah, is it true?
1 - Yeah! It's a Mr. Windorf!

windorsal 

that little shark fin shaped spot on the windshield that the wipers won't get clean
I need to windex my windorsal
windorsal by Brian_43119 November 4, 2009

windowkill 

Something injured or killed by smacking face flat onto a big glass pane, usually a window.
I didn't turn off the lights in my room, and now the window is covered in windowkill.
windowkill by reikaze October 18, 2010
A odd house cat that likes to sit in the window and scowl at everyone
That WinderKat is in the window again!
WinderKat by Bronz3buckets91 December 23, 2025
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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