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wordboner 

A single word, sentence, expression or any other piece of text expressed in a graphical way as an illustration/digital art; a typography with a deeper meaning. It usually contains political, religious or philosophical themes; can be provocative and often cuss words and profanities are used. The term originated in the early 2009 as a part of wordboner.com.
Also used as 'wordbonerism', especially when referring to text containing more than one word.
This wordboner is a great piece of typographical art.

That wordbonerism is the story of my life.
wordboner by Kathyn Katie April 17, 2009
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Noun:
1. A term stemming from the TV show "My Little Pony: Friendship is magic" in which one of the characters, a pegasus named Rainbow Dash, has her wings shoot up involuntarily when excited.

2. Any involuntary physical indication of excitement, especially sexual excitement.
That dancer gave me a wingboner, I hope nobody saw.
Derived from the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic," a wingboner refers to a pegasus experiencing an involuntary flaring of his/her wings upon arousal. In the episode "Over a Barrel" the pegasus Rainbow Dash may have experienced this. She had closed wings until one other pony, named Pinkie Pie, appeared in a prostitute outfit. Dash's wings were flared (and she bore a very interesting look on her face) for the duration of the song and dance routine. Her wings returned to her sides upon the end of the dance.
Even the mildest thing can give an adolecent pegasus a wingboner.
Wingboner by Mr. FaceManMan July 22, 2011
town close to johnstown pa....we live like animals here
"that kid from windber is lucky..all the hot ass up their"
Windber by freakzillia September 30, 2008

Windozer 

A user (A) who will actively volunteer to help another user (B), just so that they can make a big show of how they don't know how to use B's machine, based solely upon deliberate ignorance of the operating system. They will thus insist that they don't know how to perform simple functions on an OSX or Unix machine, even though many such functions are handled exactly the same way as windows. Essentially the opposite of a unix or osx fanboy.
"OK so I'll just plug in this projector and we'll get started. - Oh, it's set to mirror. I was planning on doing this in Presenter Mode..."
"Oh, I can fix that, here let me... OH SHHHIIII- I didn't realise you were using one of...THESE things. I have no idea how to fix this on OSX."
"Christ, Bill. You're such a Windozer. Look - Apple menu> System Settings...>Displays. This is really the same as control panel. You're just making a big deal over nothing. Make an effort will ya??"
Windozer by keepCalmAndGetOuttaHere February 15, 2023

Wind Boner 

The act of erecting ones penis due to extreme wind activity.
i.e. Skydiving, motorcycle riding, and even a really windy day can all lead to the erection of a wind boner.
Wind Boner by Every_one March 31, 2008