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a spontaneously obtained erection; an erection achieved at an odd time and place
"Hey bob! i see that you and kevin sho- uh... bob, i think your buddy here has a wild boner"

"if your pimp got a wild boner outta nowhere, would you be there to tame it?

Fuck yeah!!"
by stinkytaco May 16, 2010
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