Wind Turbine

When your girlfriend is on top of you during intercourse and she does a full 360
Stacy and I got freaky doing the Wind Turbine
by Thoarf the dwarf July 23, 2016
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The Colbert Wind Turbine

The wind turbine at Key West High School that was named after Stephen Colbert. The naming was passed by unanimous vote from the Monroe County School Board after being proposed by Heindrek A., a senior at the school.

The turbine is part of the school's alternative energy program and is the southernmost turbine in the US. Both the turbine and the naming of the turbine have received national attention including a grant from HP, being covered on BusinessWeek.com, and other blogs, papers, etc. However, at this time, Stephen Colbert has not successfully been contacted about appearing at the 03/20/10 ribbon cutting ceremony.

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Holy kaw! Maybe the Colbert eagle will perch atop the Colbert Wind Turbine and peer up at the space station which holds the C.O.L.B.E.R.T. treadmill!!?!
by InsanitySektor February 10, 2010
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Wind Turbine Syndrome

Rich people distressing that their view has been ruined.
"Ever since they put the new windmill in, the view from the veranda has just not been the same. I fear I'll have to cancel the wine tasting, lest the ladies come down with Wind Turbine Syndrome."
by dowagerdutchess July 31, 2012
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Horizontal Axis Wind Turbine

Good looking, attractive. A codeword way of saying someone is hot; horizontal axis wind turbine = HAWT.
"Damn, check out that horizontal axis wind turbine over there!"
by WindriderMetal March 26, 2010
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Macedonian Wind Turbine

The act of helicoptering one’s genitalia in the act of cooling another down
Damn bro it’s hot out here”
“You’re right dog, we should get the boys around and make a big Macedonian Wind Turbine
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The Wind Turbine

The Wind Turbine is a sexual act where the female (or gay male) lays on the back and bends the ass upwards and at an angle. Using the legs and positioning them self like a tri-pod with there feet on the floor above their head.

The man then inserts his cock and in a smooth 1-2 step motion takes a spin on top like Wind Turbine blades spreading his arms and legs out as wide as he can!

If you can somehow get a run at it, this would be an historic achievement indeed!

Depending on the RPM attained, one could be breaking world records and not even know it!

I suggest an official RPM record be kept and people should begin turning in video submissions At Once!
Him: "Okay babe! Get Ready! We're gonna do The Wind Turbine" ***step-step-step-JUMP "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE, OHHHH YEAAAAAAA!"
Her: "New World Record here we come! ***Spinning "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
by ButtBiggals March 12, 2025
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Wind Turbine Syndrome

A rare disorder that occurs in horses. Their heads will spin in a circle and looks as if they are trying to keep their eyes focused on a single wind turbine propeller as it spins around and around.
Bro your horse has Wind Turbine Syndrome. He's gonna smack that thing haaaard.
by NotKeithhhhh May 17, 2018
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