wind sock 

When your penis is limp and hanging off to the side.

"Adam, take off your pants and show Kasia your penis."

"I would but I kinda got that wind sock thing going on right now."

wind sock by DoubleDownSaint July 20, 2005

anal wind sock 

a gaping asshole. Stretched out from countless balloon knot stabbings. It may be attached to a slut that is sexy as hell, but her ass can barely hold a turd in.

"you think she's hot!?, she's taken so much pole in her ass its stretched out like an anal wind sock." - go-gurt

anal wind sock by go-gurt August 15, 2007

Albuquerque Wind Sock 

Fun time while having safe sex. Using a condom, a man cums in the condom. The man pulls the condom off turning it inside out (all in 1 motion) and flinging the sperm out of the condom directly into the face of the women, or other partner.

She said there wasn't any thing interesting in the southwest so I gave her an Albuquerque Wind Sock.

Albuquerque Wind Sock by srio;weriotjwrio[0thj][tr May 20, 2014

pink wind sock 

A hoe who does hoe shit and hoes around

Dat bitch a pink wind sock

pink wind sock by jstnstvll October 13, 2017

Wind sock 

When you put a shirt over your head and stick your head out the car window. Wind sock is usually done by kids or stoners.

Jason was high that night and on the drive home he put his head in a wind sock.

Wind sock by Molly yono September 24, 2021

Wind Sock Allegiance 

Term for the speed with which companies and individuals turn their commitment to whichever way the political or financial wind is blowing. i.e. Layoffs are the easiest quickest way for a company to cut costs; they don't seem to consider the impact to the individual. Individuals do the same if a better offer comes along and that company demands they start without giving the tradition 2 weeks notice.

The company is showing some real wind sock allegiance to it's employees with the latest stock drop and subsequent announced layoffs.

Wind Sock Allegiance by Mtxo October 28, 2007

wind sock 

When you shove your forearm so far up a female deuce hole and you pull out bring her the lining of her rectum out with you

Dude I wind socked her so fucking hard, the lining of her rectum was flapping in the wind

wind sock by WindSocker April 14, 2006