The act of stretching the human scrotum into a traingle, similar to a sail on a wind surfer. Usually acheived by taking each teste and pulling them down and apart simultaneously. The resultant shape has no use whatsoever.
by Neowens July 30, 2005
Get the wind sail mug.Maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple orgasms, anxiety, guilt, etc.
Man! I finally got Cindy to go home with me and I got so nervous and worked up that I couldn't get it up!
Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?
No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?
No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.
Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?
No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?
No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.
by Tenacious Faulker June 8, 2012
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The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.
The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.
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Get the wind in your sails mug.It's when you're in bed with somebody and you fart under the covers then throw them back really fast so that your fart aroma wafts in their direction
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