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full sail no wind
Maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple orgasms, anxiety, guilt, etc.
Man! I finally got Cindy to go home with me and I got so nervous and worked up that I couldn't get it up!
Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?
No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?
No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.
Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?
No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?
No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.
full sail no wind by Tenacious Faulker June 8, 2012
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Sail close to the wind
Here's a sentence using "sail close to the wind":
The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.
The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.
Sail close to the wind by Arminkshipper July 25, 2024
wind in your sails
wind in your sails by Agnishom June 9, 2022
Pirate windsail
It's when you're in bed with somebody and you fart under the covers then throw them back really fast so that your fart aroma wafts in their direction
Pirate windsail by Ericawalling February 27, 2026
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