willy-on

An errection.

Lucy Dawson did not know what willy-on meant. Her boyfriend just pointed to his massive boner.

by trolololololdjdlkahdifjksdhhu October 18, 2012

Willy on Wheels

infamous vandal that vandalizes wikipedia by moving pages to the original title but with the addition of the phrase on wheels.

Willy on Wheels moved the page George W. Bush to George W. Bush on Wheels.

by Corn Flake November 11, 2008

Willy on Wheels

Wikipedia's most prolific vandal. He is an abusive pagemove vandal who moves pages to where they end with "on wheels!". He has thousands of Wikipedia sock puppets and is the most impersonated vandal. He also has many sleeper accounts, such as CapnCrack, MilkMan, Pelican Shit and PISSCHRIST, as well as an impersonator (or this may be a sleeper account of Willy's, though unlikely) of the infamous Communism vandal, known as Wikipedia is Communism. Johnny the Vandal, another infamous Wikipedia vandal, possibly him also, works with Willy too.

Instead of the article being titled "The Simpsons," Willy on Wheels will move it to "The Simpsons on wheels!".

by IceSickleSHAKE April 5, 2008

Willy on Wheels

A famous Wikipedia editor whose testicles go up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down and up and down

Willy on Wheels on Wheels on Wheels on Wheels on Wheels on Wheels on Wheels!!

by Sexy and I NOED February 7, 2022

Put Willy on the phone!

When you want to talk to someone who knows what the fuck is going on here. Most often used when a frustrating situation arises, when dealing with an incredibly stupid person, or if you're just haveing a bad day in general.

(in the drive-thru)
Speaker: Place your order whenever you're ready.

Patron: Uh, I'll have a #5 with no onions and a Coke. Two double-cheeseburgers without pickles and a large french fry.

Speaker: Go ahead and order whenever you're ready, Ma'am.

Patron: Fuck! Put Willy on the phone!

by DuchessWise August 31, 2010

National Blame Everything On Willy Day

Blame all of your problems and failures on Willy.

National Blame Everything On Willy Day falls on every February 14th because you can blame everything on him. For example the reason why you don’t have a valentine. Just blame it on Willy!

by Willy Sullivan February 5, 2020

reverse wet willy once removed

Similar to the reverse wet willy (stick your finger in your ear then put in someones mouth when they are not paying attention) except that you put your finger in someone's ear then stick your finger into someone else's mouth when they are not paying attention.

By sticking my finger in Joe's ear and then putting my finger into John's mouth I completed the reverse wet willy once removed.

by CdubsNatureBoy March 27, 2009