willy fingers

really wanting to punch someone

he's pissing me of now i've got willy fingers

by dicky 19 November 5, 2008

Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.

Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.

by Willy or finger. May 14, 2016

Willfingers

Noun. Used to imply that someone is making a great deal of simple typographical errors during an online chat session; esp. when the person fails to correct him or herself in a timely manner.

"We were chatting online, but he was totally wasted and was typing like a damn Willfingers."

"He was typing one-handed, but, so his friends wouldn't find out, he blamed it on the Willfingers."

by Lemon Sawdust September 30, 2004