Will Shank 

When you miss a goal from directly infront of the goal. Or when you miss a open goal. Basically, you're shit at the game.

He did a Will Shank in the final

Will Shank by shankandwank November 2, 2019

Willskankle 

What is Willskankles? Willskankles is a physical disorder which primarily affects the ankles but can also lead to other physical and even mental problems. It is a debilitating condition which causes the ankles to remain in a weakened state for life. What is life like for those with Willskankles? Sufferers of Willskankles have problems with their mobility, tasks such as walking down stairs or even small steps can easily result in a fall and risk causing damage to the already weak ankles. Willskankles is often misunderstood and sufferers can be ridiculed for falling over or for having skinny ankles which can cause more problems such as anxiety and depression.

Norm: "hey, Harv! you're ankles are super skinny dude!"
Harv: "I suffer with Willskankles and comments like that shatter my self-confidence to live a normal life."
Norm: "Sorry Harv, If only the awareness of this condition was more common place within society."

Willskankle by Willskankle June 9, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012