WillBrown is the sexiest and most handsome looking fellow in the world. His fabulous face and chiselled chin could stun you and make you paralysed, only your fire infused sexual arousal from his fire red hair could cure you constant fits without the sight of this absolutely gorgeous male hound.
OMG is that WILLBROWN... I feel so aroused that i cant even feel my body!!!
When during a textual conversation you, for no apparent reason, suggest using Anal beads. For a text to be called a Willbrown It is essential that the use of Anal beads can have no relation to the previous text sent by the recipient . Willbrown can also be used as a gage to check how dirty the person you are texting actually is.
"I had a lovely night last night, thank you"
"anal beads?!"
"what are you up to today? I am going shopping"
"anal beads?!"
"son what do you want from the shop?"
"anal beads?!"
"What was the score in tonight's game?"
"anal beads?!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!