Wild Boner

a spontaneously obtained erection; an erection achieved at an odd time and place

"Hey bob! i see that you and kevin sho- uh... bob, i think your buddy here has a wild boner"

"if your pimp got a wild boner outta nowhere, would you be there to tame it?

Fuck yeah!!"

by stinkytaco May 17, 2010

windboner

The feeling you get when you are driving and you drop quickly over a hill. Can also be used to describe the rush you can feel in your stomach/groin anytime you drop quickly such as on a rollercoaster.

The little hill back there gave me a windboner. I love that shit, let's go faster next time.

by The word smith January 12, 2009