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Mad Wild Monkey Sex
Mad Wild Monkey Sex by Empress Kikikens February 24, 2004
wild-monkey sex
1."could u hear the neighbors last night?"
"who couldnt? they were havin crazy-money sex"
2. the kids were outta town so the parents had wild-monkey sex
"who couldnt? they were havin crazy-money sex"
2. the kids were outta town so the parents had wild-monkey sex
wild-monkey sex by (:~revenge is sweet~:) June 11, 2006
Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex
The most incredible type of sex possible to have, very rare and hard to find, but doing so is totally worth it.
The easiest method is to go either Amsterdam's Red Light District located in the Netherlands or (in)famous brothels in Nevada USA.
Be prepared to shell out some major cash for the best sex you will ever experience.EVER!!!
The easiest method is to go either Amsterdam's Red Light District located in the Netherlands or (in)famous brothels in Nevada USA.
Be prepared to shell out some major cash for the best sex you will ever experience.EVER!!!
Guy One: "I headed out to that one awesome strip club you told me about it kicked ass and I boned this really hot chick"
Guy Two: "Great to hear it, how was she in the sack?"
Guy One: "Amazing, easily the best I ever had, it totally counts as Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex ."
Guy Two: "Seriously? Man your a lucky SOB! Do you have her number, I want to see if she willing to have a threesome..."
Guy Two: "Great to hear it, how was she in the sack?"
Guy One: "Amazing, easily the best I ever had, it totally counts as Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex ."
Guy Two: "Seriously? Man your a lucky SOB! Do you have her number, I want to see if she willing to have a threesome..."
Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex by Monkey-With-Wrench November 2, 2009
Wild Boar Sex
when u have sex with out words only grunts, squeals, screams, boar noises and oinks
*invinted by anton not cyrus
*invinted by anton not cyrus
anton: helina dinos into wild boar sex
helina: whats that
anton: its when u have sex with out words only grunts
dino:ooo yea
helina: oo yay
anton : it sounds like this REEEEEEEEEh
helina: whats that
anton: its when u have sex with out words only grunts
dino:ooo yea
helina: oo yay
anton : it sounds like this REEEEEEEEEh
Wild Boar Sex by ANTON ZUZU October 9, 2005
wild diabetes sex
When you put sugar on the top of your dick and then fuck a girl that has diabetes until she has a seizure
wild diabetes sex by Ali the Mexican pervert April 25, 2014
Wild Crazy Sex
when you throw a girl around the room while eating gummy worms. Then you put the gummy worms in her butthole then eat it. After that u smack her across the face and say that was fucking amazing and run out the door.
Wild Crazy Sex by L.A.N February 16, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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