a guy has two. so do girls. it doesn't hurt when you twist, bite, or pierce them. some are longer than others. guys freak out when you tell them "can i play with your wienis" and a girl gets confused. try it sometime...i dare you...
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!