Wiffenated

To be utterly, and royally screwed by an incompetent co-worker.

Specifically, a middle-aged woman who has no workable skills except hovering and lacking common sense. They also lack the ability to distinguish between Skim and Soy milk.

"Who am I working with this morning?"

-Mary.

"Oh man, I have been WIFFENATED!"

by I smell Wiff. January 27, 2009

wifenated

When a man gets married and hyphenates his last name with his wife's last name. Most guys would see this as a deal breaker, while some forward thinking guys actually ask for it

How was T. Pat's wedding.

Dude the rumors are true, he wifenated.

Aw gross.

by Sir Chelsea Taint September 25, 2010