whynoceros
whynoceros by Jkade January 14, 2010
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Whinoceros
Whinoceros by iheartfast September 8, 2010
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Waynoceros
Waynoceros by FlamHoy September 25, 2010
winoceros
A person who takes extreme pride in their ability to recognize and describe the complexities of a particular wine by simply inserting their nose into a partially filled glass and sniffing.
After dramatically removing the bottle's cork, the arrogant sommelier poured a small amount of wine into my glass and then sardonically waited for me to examine it. Imagine his shock as he realized that I am a very competent winoceros, and thus quite skilled at identifying aromas and subsequently describing the various hints of chocolate, licorice, and blackberry that were present in the wine.
Lea enjoys attending wine tasting events because they give her an opportunity to exercise her nose and demonstrate exceptional abilities as a winoceros.
Lea enjoys attending wine tasting events because they give her an opportunity to exercise her nose and demonstrate exceptional abilities as a winoceros.
winoceros by Buzz Writeyear January 21, 2008
Whineoceros
Whineoceros by tarabelle562 July 15, 2010
Whinoceros
This animal is a mammal, similar to humans. Primarily female, native to all continents. It's bellyaching can be heard from miles away. They are a sedentary animal except during meal time with only occasional breeding to subordinate non alpha types of the opposite sex.
Whinoceros by Sir fixalot June 5, 2017
Whynotcerous
The leftover or unclaimed female members at a party or gathering. Often these travel in packs, sometimes containing one good looking member to increase their chances of being hunted and subsequently mounted. They are the favorite prey of the chubby chaser.
I went to a palealeontologist party the other night and there was a huge herd of Whynotcerous. It was like I was on safari or something.
Whynotcerous by dcoin14 October 23, 2012
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