winoceros 

A person who takes extreme pride in their ability to recognize and describe the complexities of a particular wine by simply inserting their nose into a partially filled glass and sniffing.

After dramatically removing the bottle's cork, the arrogant sommelier poured a small amount of wine into my glass and then sardonically waited for me to examine it. Imagine his shock as he realized that I am a very competent winoceros, and thus quite skilled at identifying aromas and subsequently describing the various hints of chocolate, licorice, and blackberry that were present in the wine.

Lea enjoys attending wine tasting events because they give her an opportunity to exercise her nose and demonstrate exceptional abilities as a winoceros.

winoceros by Buzz Writeyear January 21, 2008

Whinoceros 

A whiner. Someone who's whining.

Synonyms: Cryceratops

Why don't you stop being such a Whinoceros

Whinoceros by iheartfast September 8, 2010

Waynoceros 

A fat Wayne.

Wow, look at Waynoceros chow down on those doughnuts!

Waynoceros by FlamHoy September 25, 2010

Wineoceros

One who consumes large amounts of wine, amounts comparable to those required to intoxicate a Rhinoceros.

"Wow did Vicky just open another bottle of wine? What a Wineoceros!"

"Be sure to buy boxed wine for the party, your girlfriend is quite the Wineoceros."

Wineoceros by nicgar December 31, 2009

Winocerious 

Middle-aged cougar-like woman that lives on a strict diet of pills and wine, residing in upper-middle class suburban areas. Usually sits at home watching Oprah while their husbands work hard to pay for their Mercedes.

Holy Crap! That Winocerious just ran her Mercedes into that Taco Bell and then took off on foot!

Winocerious by Chocolate Speed Bump January 29, 2010

Whineoceros 

Someone who whines so much it is equivalent to a rhinoceros.

I wish she would shut up! What a Whineoceros!

Whineoceros by tarabelle562 July 15, 2010

whynoceros

what to say when some one asks why.

Jorden: why?
Andy: noceros
Jorden: whynoceros? ohh i get it

whynoceros by Jkade January 14, 2010