Whuck 

Interjection used to show one is flabbergasted by news one has just received.

A composition of the words "what" and "fuck", which makes whuck a safer way of saying "what the fuck?"
Featured on S04E16 of 30 Rock.

-Your mom just told me she's leaving you and your dad to marry Robert Pattison.
-Whuck?!

Whuck by werewolf bar mitzvah'd March 26, 2010

whuck 

extreme contraction of "what the fuck"

-Sir, your wife's nipples are on fire.
-Whuck!?!?

whuck by mightygoldenboy March 26, 2010

whuck 

A contraction of "What the fuck?". Can be used in polite conversation. Also appropriate to use when conversing with one's parents or co-workers or members of the clergy. "Whuck" is considered to be a complete sentence on its own. "Whuck" can denote a state of confusion, surprise, anger, or dis-belief.

"No, really son, Palin has some great ideas for turning the country around."

"Whuck? You're shitting me, right?"

whuck by erratic schematic March 26, 2010

Whuck 

A person who is both whipped and a cuck.

"Kieran's such a whuck, he cancelled his plans with us last minute to chill with his girlfriend who cheated on him last week."

Whuck by InbredCantCum September 19, 2017

Whuck

An interrogative pronoun such as "what, when, where" used to ask or indicate something's position in a ranking.

Exemple 1: "whuck is the fifth largest country in the world?" "Brazil"
Exemple 2: "we should always celebrate our victories, no matter in whuck position we are, first or last, what matters is that we made it"

Whuck by Mark Wago November 3, 2026

Whuck?!! 

A shortened version of, "What the fuck?!!". Used when language must be considered such as in church.

Pastor: "Deuteronomy 23:1. No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

Child in congregation: "Whuck?!!"

Whuck?!! by eyedfy2010 March 26, 2010

Whuck-Toowie 

Often associated with sperm or ejaculation on someone else. Used with a hand "jerking" motion as if one is whacking off as a vulgar insult to someone.

Aww why do it? He just whuck-toowied on me.

You want alittle whuck-toowie with that?

Heres some whuck-toowie for ya! Ya diggggggg?

Whuck-Toowie by Ya Deee Doeeeeee November 22, 2010