Whuck 

Interjection used to show one is flabbergasted by news one has just received.

A composition of the words "what" and "fuck", which makes whuck a safer way of saying "what the fuck?"
Featured on S04E16 of 30 Rock.

-Your mom just told me she's leaving you and your dad to marry Robert Pattison.
-Whuck?!

Whuck by werewolf bar mitzvah'd March 26, 2010

whuck 

extreme contraction of "what the fuck"

-Sir, your wife's nipples are on fire.
-Whuck!?!?

whuck by mightygoldenboy March 26, 2010

whuck 

A contraction of "What the fuck?". Can be used in polite conversation. Also appropriate to use when conversing with one's parents or co-workers or members of the clergy. "Whuck" is considered to be a complete sentence on its own. "Whuck" can denote a state of confusion, surprise, anger, or dis-belief.

"No, really son, Palin has some great ideas for turning the country around."

"Whuck? You're shitting me, right?"

whuck by erratic schematic March 26, 2010

Whuck 

A person who is both whipped and a cuck.

"Kieran's such a whuck, he cancelled his plans with us last minute to chill with his girlfriend who cheated on him last week."

Whuck by InbredCantCum September 19, 2017

Whuck?!! 

A shortened version of, "What the fuck?!!". Used when language must be considered such as in church.

Pastor: "Deuteronomy 23:1. No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."

Child in congregation: "Whuck?!!"

Whuck?!! by eyedfy2010 March 26, 2010

Whuck-Toowie 

Often associated with sperm or ejaculation on someone else. Used with a hand "jerking" motion as if one is whacking off as a vulgar insult to someone.

Aww why do it? He just whuck-toowied on me.

You want alittle whuck-toowie with that?

Heres some whuck-toowie for ya! Ya diggggggg?

Whuck-Toowie by Ya Deee Doeeeeee November 22, 2010

outta-whack-back quack 

official name for a chiropractor / informal: may be shortened to ‘back quack’

You should never pump heavy weights without wearing a body belt – ‘cause you’ll only end up at the outta-whack-back quack, Jack.

outta-whack-back quack by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 24, 2012