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Most people have a whoodle time at the water park!
Whoodle by hemdifjnels November 12, 2017
A silly term for a penis, ususlly small.
"Mummy! I can see that man's whoodle!"
whoodle by cheesus chrust September 19, 2009
Believed by many to be a common misspelling of would, however, it is just the inquisitive form of would. Important note: Whood is not the inquisitive version of wood.
Jay: Whould you f*ck a sheep?
Brent: No, ew.
Jay: I'm saying if you were a sheep, whould you f*ck a sheep?
Brent: Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.

Jay: Dirty sheep f*cker!
whould by yaidk August 16, 2009
Noun. When someone is playing Wordle with multiple partners.
"Hey! Did you just get another Wordle notification from Amy? "Yeah, I’m getting them constantly. I heard she’s sharing her Wordle daily with 10 different people. OMG. She is such a whordle."

That whould be your mother! 

Spy in Team fortress 2 telling Scout he banged his mother.
1 : What, Are you the president of his fan club?
2 : No, That whould be your MOTHER!