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Whoredom 

The unseen market of whores, sluts, bitches, ho's, prostitutes, wife-temps, scips, snaps, scallywags, booty, chumpettes, moneylove, transvestites, and any other examples of the ring of women (and sometimes men) that fuck in the exchange for money
My ex is the queen of the Whoredom.

OR,

I use most of my money on the Whoredom
Whoredom by Condominium May 13, 2005
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Whoredom 

The combination of the words "whore" and "boredom." Meaning the act of slutting around due to a lack of entertaining activities.
"Yo, Donny, why'd you hook up with that nasty ass slam-piece last night?!"

"Dude, get off my back! It was out of pure WHOREDOM!!!
Whoredom by JACKY-R&DIESEL February 15, 2010

whoredom 

the act of or desire to be a whore.
Joe: My life is a constant whoredom.
Fiona: A what?
Joe: I'm a whore, and i want to continue being a whore. That's all.
whoredom by ahemp February 12, 2008

Facebook Whoredom 

A person who is constantly on Facebook, whether its to tell the world how bad they're feeling, or if the sky is still blue.... Done out of sheer boredom, and it helps to be a facebook whore. Hence Facebook Whoredom
Suzie Rotten Crotch was debating on which shoes to wear with her hooker attire, so she thought she would post a question on her facebook page asking which shoes she should wear, either the blue hooker shoes or the red.....

With her pimp in the next room on facebook, he sees her post he yells " Yo bitch, you must be suffering from some Facebook Whoredom.... get yo ass on the street and make me some money!'

classic rock whoredom 

The act of using badass songs, oldies but goodies, to increase the awesomeness of a scene or montage.
Examples of classic rock whoredom include:
1. Carry on Wayward Son - Kansas (Supernatural, Anchorman)
2. Dream On - Aerosmith (Argo, Dead or Alive 2 Ultimate)
3. Pretty much any song by AC/DC (Iron Man, Supernatural)
4. Baba O'Riley - The Who (The Girl Next Door)
5. Don't Stop Believing - Journey (pretty much every fucking thing you've ever watched)
6. Under Pressure - Queen (honestly, where haven't you heard this song?)

United Whoredom 

Term for the UK, employed by truck drivers who are being delayed for days on end trying to deal with all the new customs paper work, Kent Access Permits etc. caused by brexit.
I've been fucked about for two days in United Whoredom. Now the best thing: I arrived in Germany, it took 15 minutes".
United Whoredom by currywuss January 18, 2021

whoredown 

an event in which friends go out, usually to a club or bar, to dance; a hoedown with whore-dancing (often alchohol-influenced)
"Whoredown tonight?"

"Girl, you won't be able to get me away from that pole."
whoredown by akefira February 21, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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