whore's way

An unfortunate situation that could have been completely avoided if not for the actions of an idiot.

man 1: "They gave me a western whopper in the Burger King drive-thru when I asked for a regular whopper. I don't like barbecue sauce OR onion rings!"

man 2: "That's a whore's way."

man 1: "It is!"

man 2: Can I have it?"

or alternately...

man 1: "Those Russian soldiers broke into my house and killed my entire family."

man 2: "Wow."

man 1: "And they broke my Deadpool bobblehead!"

man 2: "Dude...that's a whore's way."

by offensivename August 30, 2010

whore's way

An unfortunate or unsatisfactory situation, in which typically a milf-jockey is to blame.

Guy 1 - "Hey."
Guy 2 - "What?"
Guy 1 - "Can you believe that the BP oil spill led to the zombie apocalypse?"
Guy 2 - "I know, that's crazy huh?"
Guy 3 - "I have AIDS."
Guy 1 - "..."
Guy 2 - "That's a whore's way."

by jonormbar June 17, 2010

where there's a willy there's a way

basically, if you really want something, you'll get yer cock out and fight for it, man to man, woman to woman, smurf to smurf. ;D

hai, i'm a virgin, and i need a way to unbecome one, OH JUST SEX ME ALREADY? D:

''where there's a willy there's a way'' ;D

by toootyfruity May 10, 2009

the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo

legendary words said by a sigma that enraged a fandom composed of 12 year old homophobic boys

sigma 9 year old: “ the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut January 17, 2023