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whompy-jawed 

When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.
If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.
whompy-jawed by Blonde Bombshell_77 October 13, 2008

whoppa junior

A man who works at Burger King, and cheats on women
"That man a whole whoppa junior"
whoppa junior by burgerkingbully November 15, 2021

whoppyjawed

This is either the Ohio or the New Jersey version of whopperjawed. I had only ever heard it my way until I started looking it up to find the derivation. I mention Ohio because that's where I am from, but my mother who taught it to me is from New Jersey, with relatives from various east coast places.
The image on the card was all whoppyjawed.
whoppyjawed by Sarah W. Vodrey November 22, 2004

Whoppyjoed 

When you button your shirt on the wrong buttons or otherwise misalign something.
His shirt is whoppyjoed.
Whoppyjoed by Bhone August 8, 2022

Jew-Whoppa-Celt 

What you get when when a half Jewish, half Irish woman marries an Italian.
I was at my nephews bahmistsva when I spotted a good looking woman across the room. As I approached I could clearly see she was a jew-whoppa-celt.
Jew-Whoppa-Celt by A. jew-whoppa-celt September 3, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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