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whompy-jawed 

When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.
If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.

whoppa junior

A man who works at Burger King, and cheats on women
whoppa junior by burgerkingbully November 15, 2021

whoppyjawed

This is either the Ohio or the New Jersey version of whopperjawed. I had only ever heard it my way until I started looking it up to find the derivation. I mention Ohio because that's where I am from, but my mother who taught it to me is from New Jersey, with relatives from various east coast places.
The image on the card was all whoppyjawed.
whoppyjawed by Sarah W. Vodrey November 22, 2004

Whoppyjoed 

When you button your shirt on the wrong buttons or otherwise misalign something.
His shirt is whoppyjoed.
Whoppyjoed by Bhone August 8, 2022

Jew-Whoppa-Celt 

What you get when when a half Jewish, half Irish woman marries an Italian.
I was at my nephews bahmistsva when I spotted a good looking woman across the room. As I approached I could clearly see she was a jew-whoppa-celt.