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whom'st'd've'ed

When you want to emphasize the confusion relating to who did something
"whom'st'd've'ed does this nibba think he is!?"
whom'st'd've'ed by PullTheKachigga September 14, 2017
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whom'st'd've'lv'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es 

adverb
1. contraction of: in the manner that one, whom it is, would have, wherein there are many instances in which it was not that you are not, and such a manner applies the quality of belonging to all such instances
PERSON A: Man, I've been thinking alot about the work that psychologists do: helping people overcome feelings of weakness and insecurity. What would you say - supposing you were a mental health professional - if I told you I felt defined by all the times in my life when I wasn't the strong person I want to be? How would you respond?
PERSON B: Hmm. Good question. I suppose whom'st'd've'lv'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es. But I don't think that aline is enough.
PERSON A: Word.

Whom'st'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es

The acting of making a meme that usually gets a shit ton of likes
"Hey dank meme lord can I have a shoutout" Dank meme lord:"Whom'st'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'es" be this?

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ght'ifs'utre'sf'rhg'vgfgh'awerdfg'iosf'hrd'qrdr'yuy'ws'ge'ujtr'wsadfwe'htfgt'whom'dyr 

the most superior version of whomst've
Person 1: whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ght'ifs'utre'sf'rhg'vgfgh'awerdfg'iosf'hrd'qrdr'yuy'ws'ge'ujtr'wsadfwe'htfgt'whom'dyr

Person 2: why the shit do I have to do this?

Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'd've's'ed't'nt's 

The really most superior version of the who variant more superior than whom'st'd've and whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
Guy 1: aye bruh, u know Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'd've's'ed't'nt's ate my pizza rolls?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: did I stutter?

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es 

The most superior variant of the "who" word variant, superior over Whomst'd've.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you tell me whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es took my shit?
Guy 2: ...What?

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' 

The word to end all words. Those who can spell it with the right punctuations in place will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
Spelling bee judge: "Spell whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' "
Kid: "Can you use it in a sentence?"

Spelling bee judge: "whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' is a very hard word to spell"
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