wholefooder (n): a person who generally is against large corporations and mass-marketing, but shops at Whole Foods, seemingly without recognizing the irony that it is a large corporate chain with nationwide reach and global supply base.
(credit for parts of this definition due to Miss Muffin)
Wholefooder: " I just gotorganic Costa Rican bananas at Whole Foods- only $2.09 a pound."
(Gerund) to walk without concern for people, traffic, or your own safety across the whole foods parking lot or any parking lot, shopping mall hallway or other public area. To walk without concern for people, traffic, or your own safety with a heightened sense of entitlement while aggravating everyone around you. See also (Izombie).
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).