Technobrat

Noun, used to describe a person who owns the latest technology

He is a technobrat, he just got an iphone last year and has already upgraded it.
brat geek

by Jklntrn March 01, 2009

Izombie

(Noun) person utterly distracted by technology during conversation, walking, standing in line etc,

"Dude, look at the table with those Izombies sitting there ".

by Jklntrn November 25, 2015

wholefooding

(Gerund) to walk without concern for people, traffic, or your own safety across the whole foods parking lot or any parking lot, shopping mall hallway or other public area. To walk without concern for people, traffic, or your own safety with a heightened sense of entitlement while aggravating everyone around you. See also (Izombie).

"Stop Wholefooding and pay attention".

"OMG, that guy is Wholefooding and pissing me off".

by Jklntrn November 25, 2015