"I like to use The
Whole Chicken, if
you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge..."
or
"Man what a
disappointment, this site is called The Whole Chicken yet it is only nude art and fetish reviews. They might use the whole chicken, but they don't seem to show it on there."
or
"So what about you hun, you use the feather or the whole chicken?"