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whizzle whazzle 

A term used to describe a long drawn nonsense procedure that has a lot of worthless steps that are unnecessary to the outcome of the procedure. It can also be used as a derogatory term to describe the nonsense associated with worthless corporate team meetings that are provided by management to make workers believe that they have been empowered to render important decisions at the lowest level of employment such as self-directed work groups
Joe speaking: There is going to be another team meeting to plan our production goals for the year.

John answers: You have got to be kidding; we just went through all that whizzle whazzle in last weeks meeting.
whizzle whazzle by Marilynandjewel September 7, 2011
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whizzle-whazzle 

something you call something when you don't know what something is called.
I was working on my car and accidentally broke off this whizzle-whazzle that was attached to the muffler bearing.

Bobby Whizzle 

Another word for the dribbles of cum that release after you think you've cleaned up and done for the day, the part that gets your bell-end stuck to your pants. usually around ten minutes after sex.
"Heavens above! ive got Bobby Whizzle, it stings!"

"Lucy, is there anymore tissue, ive made a bobby whizzled mess"
Bobby Whizzle by damage ink October 13, 2008

for shizzle my whizzle 

The proper way to say "but of course!" when speaking to a wigger.
Is this country club the keenist? For shizzle my whizzle!
for shizzle my whizzle by BoneyZ September 25, 2008
Whazzle, A word used for a expression of joy or confusion, comes from the early 21st century teen's.
What in the Whazzle!!!
or
O yay! we've won! WHAZZLE!!!
whazzle by Fwed May 20, 2004

Jizzle whizzle 

The act of jizzing and whizzing at the same time or whizzing immediately after jizzing.
Awe man you just jizzle whizzled on me

I think I'm gunna jizzle whizzle on the bed
To get some good whiz, know what I mean?
Bro 1: yo, wanna hit up the club tonight
Bro 2: na man, I gotta whizzle
Whizzle by Womanizer69 July 2, 2018
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