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another word for spanking the monkey.
dude, i'l be out in a minute, just avin a whazzle
whazzle by breats May 13, 2005
an expression for spanking the monkey
dude, i'll be out in a moment i'm jus spanking the monkey
whazzle by muff May 13, 2005

whizzle whazzle 

A term used to describe a long drawn nonsense procedure that has a lot of worthless steps that are unnecessary to the outcome of the procedure. It can also be used as a derogatory term to describe the nonsense associated with worthless corporate team meetings that are provided by management to make workers believe that they have been empowered to render important decisions at the lowest level of employment such as self-directed work groups
Joe speaking: There is going to be another team meeting to plan our production goals for the year.

John answers: You have got to be kidding; we just went through all that whizzle whazzle in last weeks meeting.
whizzle whazzle by Marilynandjewel September 7, 2011

whizzle-whazzle 

something you call something when you don't know what something is called.
I was working on my car and accidentally broke off this whizzle-whazzle that was attached to the muffler bearing.
laughing or wheezing. Can also be used as a term to describe the performance of a sexual act
Every time Sally hits the renegade, I can’t help but start to whezzle.
whezzle by Haley Moss May 8, 2020

Mazzle Wazzle 

a mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal and Coca-Cola, topped with a splash of Chambord.

Recipe --

1.5 oz - Crown Royale
3 oz - Coca Cola
.5 oz - Chambord or Raspberry liqueur
1 lime garnish
Let's get a round of Mazzle Wazzles.
Mazzle Wazzle by The Kinect January 20, 2011