whitey tightys

If you are a boy or man it is the first kind of underwear your mother bought you. White and tight, you didn't have anything yet to be proud of, so they were ok. But then you grew, and you were wearing the same underwear at 13 or 14 that you were wearing when you were 10. "Mom, I need some new underwear!" "They still look good, honey, you sure you need new ones?" "Mom, I've had the same underwear since I was 10, you know." "Oh I know, honey, I will get you some new ones, next paycheck, you say you still wear 10s, honey?" then I only hear screaming.

Hey, honey, if them whitey tightys, get any tighter, you voice ain't neva gunna change.

whitey tightys by Guido1 March 4, 2008

Whitey Tighty Pant Lift 

When you have a roommate that just won’t shut up so you take their whitey tighties and lift them over the back of their head

I’m totally going to whitey tighty pant lift my roommate if he doesn’t stop talking.

Whitey Tighty Pant Lift by Dookiepoopy August 19, 2021

Whitey Tighty Ball Face 

The act of removing the back of your whitey tighty strap and lifting it over someone’s head so that your ballsack makes direct contact with their face. The perpetrator typically wiggles their balls so as to inflict the most butt assery.

“If you say anything else about my nose I’m going to whitey tighty ball face you!”

Whitey Tighty Ball Face by Dookiepoopy December 22, 2021

whitey tighty 

White briefs, sometimes including brown stains, also known as skid marks. Some famous manly men that wear whitey tighties include:
-Vegeta
-Vin Diesel
-Billy Ray Cyrus
-That mouse in the nutcracker

The term "tighty whitey" is not only incorrect but inferior. Whitey tighty is the proper term for white briefs.

Damn, look at those whitey tightys on Piccolo's head!

Oops, I spilled some pop on the carpet. Use my whitey tightys to mop it up.

What kind of moron thinks that tighty whiteys are actually whitey tightys.

whitey tighty by xxxNarutoxxx May 16, 2009

Whitey Tighty Butt Face

The act of removing the back of your whitey tighty strap and lifting it over someone’s head so that your buttcheeks make direct contact with their face. The perpetrator typically wiggles their butt so as to inflict the most butt assery.

“If you say anything else about my nose I’m going to whitey tighty butt face you!”

Whitey Tighty Butt Face by Dookiepoopy December 21, 2021

Whitey Tighty 

A derogatory term, used to refer to whites as "normies", typically by other races mainly African-Americans.
This deals with a hatred of stereotypically white things, like Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

Person 1 (white): Hey you wanna go out for Pumpkin Spice Lattes?
Person 2 (Other Race): You wanna go clap when the plane lands too, don't you Mr Whitey Tighty?

Whitey Tighty by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

Tighty whitey 

Only the coolest underwear ever! Also the worst underwear for boys to be wedgied in

I wear tighty whiteys

Tighty whitey by Tommy person February 11, 2009