white noised 

Being completely blitzed or drunk.

When someone is so drunk/high that this person can't communicate with his surroundings anymore nor can he understand what the people around him are saying.

Johny was white noised, after 20 minutes of him staring into nothing he passed out on the couch and we had to drag him home.

white noised by der Herzog March 10, 2012

White Noise 

White noise refers to animal experts/herpetologists "Donald Schultz" and "Devon Massyn" from "WILD RECON."
They bring the white noise when they come around. Whether it be from fans or the hiss of a deadly animal... preferably a venomous snake... it's bound to blow up South African style!

Their adventures are a constant background noise and the message drowns out other sounds, meaningless or distracting commotion or chatter! White Noise!

Die Living, White Noise!
White noise is coming! BOOM!
Wild Recon, White Noise!
Anteater Rematch, White Noise!
White Noise! Don't Litter Kids!

White Noise by LegitEarthLove March 16, 2010

White Noise 

White Noise is a sound that helps a person sleep, like a fan or thunderstorm.

If I don't have my white noise, I can't sleep

White Noise by Nishokiizz October 30, 2016

White Noise 

The use of false narratives in the media to distract the planetary collective at large, specifically towards focusing on false details of a story that otherwise is or might be true.

I get the sense that there is still a lot of white noise around the events that occurred on 911... Welcome to United States of Amnesia.😒

White Noise by Coolcandle September 12, 2019

white noise 

(Repeater Term) is a scientific term used to describe a spectrum of broad band noise generated in a receiver's detector and sampled to control the receiver's squelch. This term is often incorrectly used in repeater work to describe the sounds heard when the received transmission is noisy and hard to understand, usually attributed to a weak signal and the repeater receiver limiters are not engaged.

Many people do not understand the correct usage of 'white noise'

white noise by IrishRepublicanArmy January 1, 2004

white noise 

the noise picked up by radios or tvs when they are not focused on one channel

kinda sounds like (shshshshshshshshsh)

Radios often pick up white noise.

white noise by a person using ud.com June 11, 2006

White Noise 

A movie that you play but don't really watch. This movie is used for background noise during sex. Its purpose is to make background noise so that no one else can hear, or you both can't hear, what is going down.

So me and my girl put on the White Noise movie and that was it for my night.

White Noise by Beastman45132 December 13, 2010