White noise refers to animal experts/herpetologists "Donald Schultz" and "Devon Massyn" from "WILD RECON."
They bring the white noise when they come around. Whether it be from fans or the hiss of a deadly animal... preferably a venomous snake... it's bound to blow up South African style!
Their adventures are a constant background noise and the message drowns out other sounds, meaningless or distracting commotion or chatter! White Noise!

Die Living, White Noise!
White noise is coming! BOOM!
Wild Recon, White Noise!
Anteater Rematch, White Noise!
White Noise! Don't Litter Kids!
by LegitEarthLove March 17, 2010
White Noise is a sound that helps a person sleep, like a fan or thunderstorm.
If I don't have my white noise, I can't sleep
by Nishokiizz October 31, 2016
The use of false narratives in the media to distract the planetary collective at large, specifically towards focusing on false details of a story that otherwise is or might be true.
I get the sense that there is still a lot of white noise around the events that occurred on 911... Welcome to United States of Amnesia.😒
by Coolcandle September 13, 2019
A movie that you play but don't really watch. This movie is used for background noise during sex. Its purpose is to make background noise so that no one else can hear, or you both can't hear, what is going down.
So me and my girl put on the White Noise movie and that was it for my night.
by Beastman45132 December 12, 2010
Studly rapper from the Yay Area; has previously rapped for Killmar Hoodstarz, but reps Hoodland
Killmar ain't got nuthin' on White Noise and the Hoodland Boyz.
by Mike Dorado February 12, 2009
The art of ejaculating in a girl's ear.
That bitch Amy got fresh with me, so I served her my white noise.

After the mushroom tattoo I countered with the white noise to put her down for the count.
by TulaneDane July 31, 2006
Reasonably obscure punk band from Minnesota during the mid-eighties. Not skinhead, despite the name. They were just white and noisy, plain and simple.
Matilda fell on the beer in Richard's basement while White Noise repeated their first set.
by Anonymus Bosch July 14, 2006