White Mail

Something that’s more extreme than black mail

Hey man if you don’t do this I will tell your parents your secretly addicted to porn and secretly have a crush on your mom

Hey man you wouldn’t that White Mail !

by Klinkhammer May 28, 2018

White Mail

The kinder gentler form of black mail that wimmin use on their significant others. Can also be referred to as guilt leverage.

Wife: Sweetie, I'm not going to shave my armpits until you shave your beard.
Husband: You're not going to white mail me that easily. Beard stays.
Wife: Fine, I'll just be a hairy monkey.
Husband: Sorry, dear, I'll get rid of the beard.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 22, 2010

White mail

An act in which a male ejaculates into an envelope, seals it and hands it to someone they really hate. The person would be so immediately disgusted as if they had been blackmailed, thus the name.

I gave some white mail to Jim from the workplace last night after he pissed me off yesterday.

by #NOTTHEREALME May 20, 2020

WhiteMail

When a person tries to make you do something because they did you a favor before.

Hey, can you help me do something really quick ?

Nah bro I have to do some homework .

But, I helped you when your Dog died, I was there for you.

Bro, that’s WhiteMail

by MyNameIsYES January 25, 2020

whitemail

Whitemail: to try and trick someone into doing something you want them to do in a polite manner without publicly embarassing them to make sure a demand is met

man, my wife tried to whitemail me the other day. She said if I would clean the kitchen then I would get sex for a week, can you believe that?

by Synmontwist March 5, 2011

Whinemail

When a friend or loved one sends you an e-mail, but instead of actually communicating information it's really just just a gigantic "Woe is me, or poor me, don't you feel sorry for me?" message.

Joe is such a nice and wonderful guy. Just about the time I think everything is okay, he'll be all about himself, and send me another long winded whinemail about how is needs aren't being met.

by twisto September 10, 2010

whitemail

Slang for blackmail used by Blacks

G: I'll keep your secret if you give me $100.
B: That's whitemail, you know.

by ImproperB June 26, 2008