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a superbly powerful urination
Lauren: God Ainsley, you must've had to pee like Seabiscuit!

Ainsley: Dudeman, major whiss watch alert!
Whiss by NORWHEN March 21, 2010

whiss toke

a bowl filled mostly or half with tobacco topped off with bud. in a bong. derived from "Whistler toke", not sure why.
If I don't get a whiss toke right now I'll die!
whiss toke by mmmhyun7gyuiejd November 3, 2010

whiss baby

when the mom rips fat whiss tokes when pregnant
ops I dropped my whiss baby my greasy whiss baby

hey that one greasy whiss baby
whiss baby by riley macfarlane November 15, 2017

Whiss baby

When mother and father rip fat whiss tokes while pregnant the baby has no choice but to be born a whiss baby

Usually a baby from a teen at frances Kelsey
Oops I dropped my whiss baby’

“Yeah his poor kids a a fuckin whiss baby “
Whiss baby by Riley macfar November 16, 2017
A Household Object that mentally scared Dan Howell while watching porn with Tyler Oakley.
Whisk by #PhanTrash October 22, 2015
A common kitchen tool that is apparently is also used in pornography to satisfy the kinkiest internet lads.

It is also a trigger warning for YouTubers Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) and Tyler Oakley. Yeah...the video is on Tyler Oakley's channel. "Watching Strange Porn??? (ft. Dan Howell) | Tyler Oakley"
Dan is sat comfortably on his couch having a nice chat with Phil when Tyler jumps out from no where and whispers, "Whisk," into Dan's ear. Dan screams and goes into shock as he is bombarded with all the images of the mentally disturbing whisk porno he watched with Tyler all those years ago. Tyler's evil cackling drowns out the sounds of Dan's whimpering. Phil tries to help poor Dan, who is now in a fetal position on the floor, but the images racing through Dan's brain are too much. Too much. Phil inhales sharply and tightens his fist in anger as he dramatically looks out the window.

"Was it worth it?" Phil grinds out, "Was the video worth this trauma?" Tyler sobers up at Phil's dangerous tone.
"No." Tyler smirks, "It was worth everything. Wire whisk stretches her monstrous cunt open."
WHISK by funkymunch January 29, 2016