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whappopotamus 

a cross between a whale and a hippopotamus; a fat bitch-like ugly woman who sucks man taco. she never gives up the marijuana and sucks Polish dick, puts it in her asshole, farts out the cum, wipes it off her asshole and licks it with her tongue, then eats five condoms. PS I love you Mike. Signed, Amanda.
"Damn, that bitch be a whappopotamus."
whappopotamus by Canoli slurper April 20, 2009
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whippopotamus 

A fat woman who completely controls a guy to the point where he will do or say anything that the fat bitch tells him to do. In most cases the guy isn't getting any of her pussy and he's afraid to take up some strange.
Bob's whippopotamus won't let him go to Jamaica or Costa Rica with the guys cause she's afraid he'll get some quality putang and drop her fat ass.

woppopotamus 

someone who is a HUGE wop.
Did you hear that Lisa is a woppopotamus? Stupid italian wop.
woppopotamus by warwickbitchass July 11, 2010

whompopotamus 

a whompopotamus is someone who will eat all your food and do all your whipits and fall asleep on the toilet
Levi is such a whompopotamus .

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026