whimpanda 

A whimpanda is a person who offers blowjobs to every person they come across.

Amanda is a real whimpanda, she keeps offering me blowjobs!

whimpanda by Kaipanda November 14, 2017

whimpanzee 

A self hating white person. Like chimps, whimpanzees will eat their own for the promise of increasing their ranks in their social hierarchy. But also whimpy enough to forgo their own convictions in favor of acceptance in a group

You see Jim's post about being the only white person who isn't a racist that supports rape culture?
Yeah he's becoming a real whimpanzee

whimpanzee by Supermanwithaplan November 14, 2018