Where it counts

Biggest South Jersey band to ever hit the area. Featuring Bobby Selko, the only one who mattered.

LIR kid#1 'Did you mosh retarded to Where it counts tonight?"
LIR kid #2 'yes'

by boobs1958392 March 11, 2009

big where it counts

A smaller person that has big boobs or penis

Girl: You're so small!
Guy: I'm big where it counts! ;)

by bigwhereitcounts October 19, 2013

black where it counts

A white guy who is hung like a black guy

by A.Simo November 2, 2003

fatter where it counts

A phrase a perverted guy says to a girl. Meaning he wants to smash her or meaning she has a nice ass.

Oh yea she is fatter where it counts

by isuckdickforliving January 24, 2018