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when in doubt, whip it out 

"It" is referring to showing your male genitalia to a certain lady (or guy if that's what your into).

This is the common reply you give to your friend when he continues to complain whether a certain girl is into him or not.

It's the ultimate test. If the girl doesn't take bait or if she's about to charge you for harassment, proceed to walk out the door and move on.
Pete: Hey Billy, Sara gave me a wink yesterday, but sometimes she doesn't seem interested in me.
Billy: Bro, when in doubt, whip it out!
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when in doubt, whip it out 

Common slang umong military enlisted to salute an approaching person in uniform when uncertain of their rank. Better to be safe than sorry. More common with the NAVY as Chief Petty Officers have gold anchors on their collars and are often mistaken for gold oak leafs (signifying a Lieutenant Commander or Major).
Bill- "Don't look now, but here comes an officer"
Larry-"No, it looks like a Chief Petty Officer from here"
Bill-"When in doubt, whip it out. Better to be on the safe side then to ignore him if he was an officer".
Larry-"You're right"

*Both saluting-"Good morning sir".

When in doubt, whip it out 

Steve: my Penis is too warm

Emma: When in doubt, whip it out

when in doubt whip it out

If you don't know what the fuck to do in a situation just drop your pants.
When in doubt whip it out got bobby tang from his lover.
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026