Post Coital Coma

The feeling you get post orgasm that makes you feel that you are in a coma and cannot (or do not wish to) move. A total sense of satisfaction post sex.

I can't get out of bed at the moment as I'm in a post coital coma.

by FredAstair June 15, 2019

MBS

Massive build up of sperm. Similar symptons to when a woman is experiencing PMS.

Rob hadn't had sex in soooo long he was suffering a severe case of MBS

by FredAstair July 10, 2010

Foobies

When a fat chick has amble boobies due to her being overweight.

If she wasn't so fat she wouldn't have such large foobies. She'd have small boobies...

by FredAstair August 23, 2016

Weemail

What dogs do when they smell another dog's wiz on an object

Fido was busy checking his weemail, and leaving his own for others to see.

by FredAstair July 10, 2010