1 definition by Mall Crawler

Backwoods incestuous rednecks drinking PBR and driving their 1980-something shitboxes through the most "hardcore" terrain on the face of planet. Then proclaiming their self-righteousness over the internet like true badasses.
golly jeb, i gots me a new sumbitchin chevy wit sum swampers on it for wheeling. i hids it behind mah trailer so my wife (sister) dont see it and gets to hollerin at me again for wastin money.
by Mall Crawler February 21, 2008
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