what the French

WHAT THE FRENCH.
Term invented in the underground Boston society.
usually used by anti-french people in a non-swearing atmosphere.
easy to use and relieves the anger against French people.

"What the French is going on in this place?"

"What the French am I supposed to do to get an A in accounting?"

what the French by axoule January 26, 2009

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WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST

It's like really sayin WHAT THE F***, but a good funny way,

Your brothe walks into you and in the bathroom doing personal time with yourself. He'll walk in and say,"What the HELL!!," You'll say," What The French Toast!!"

WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST by UsedandAbused November 25, 2007

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What the French Toast?

A funnier or non-profane way to say "What the fuck?!"

It originated from an Orbit Gum Commercial.

Random Girl: "You fucking suck, go jump off a cliff!"
You (To yourself or a friend): "What the French Toast?!"

What the French Toast? by Chilitastic May 11, 2010

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what the french toast

a non vulgar more polite way to say to what the fuck when being being vulgar is not appropriate or unwanted

my neighbor karen illegally had my car towed what the french toast was she thinking

what the french toast by bluebear July 30, 2024

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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