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What is this i don't even 

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When something is so shocking/meaningless/senseless/retarded/random/etc, that you're left absolutely speechless.
Joe: Let's see what's good on /b/ today...
.......
Joe: What is this i don't even
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what is this I don't even 

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An phrase used (usually on the internet) when something is so mind-blowingly stupid that you don't even have words to describe it.

Also used to indicate confusion.

Also see wat.
hitler4EVAR114: Has anyone ever been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

inoscopedjfk69: what is this I don't even
what is this I don't even by Luthian November 2, 2011
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What is this I don't even 

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A popular cyberspace term and joke phrase that is said when someone else utters something totally stupid or useless/senseless.
Jeff: "Hey, Jake, I just went so far as to take the monkey and what what what are you gonna do about that! Jake look at this! Satan! DEATH TO THE WEIRD!"

Jake: What is this I don't even
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what is this i don't even 

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When a typical internet loser that knows nothing outside of dated internet memes doesn't understand what you're talking about, this is what they tell you.
What is this I don't even = This isn't one of the six memes I know, so it confuses and/or threatens me
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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jody 

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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026
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